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Time Out New York: So if the cast of Parks and Rec were dropped into Game of Thrones, who would be whom?
Amy Poehler: Well, come on, I would be Khaleesi [Daenerys Targaryen], of course. Ben would probably be Jon Snow, because he’s so tormented. Ron would be Stannis Baratheon.
Time Out New York: And Tammy 2 would be his Melisandre.
Amy Poehler: Yes! And Tom would be… Uh oh, I hate to break it to Aziz [Ansari], but Tom would be, like, Theon Greyjoy, which is not good right now. Ann would be Sansa, April would be Arya, and Andy would be one of the dragons. [Laughs]

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carriesnotscary:

A few weeks ago I found out Happy Endings was canceled because I checked Twitter when I was drunk and I sat in the pouring rain for an hour and cried and then I wrote a thing.
19 Reasons You’re Drunk and Crying via Thought Catalog

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carriesnotscary:

A few weeks ago I found out Happy Endings was canceled because I checked Twitter when I was drunk and I sat in the pouring rain for an hour and cried and then I wrote a thing.

19 Reasons You’re Drunk and Crying via Thought Catalog

carriesnotscary:

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Things I’d Text Aziz Ansari if We Were Best Friends
I had the opportunity to tell Aziz at a work in progress show this week about the overuse of wink faces these days and that this guy once told me “you look like you need to eat a steak” and then never asked me out to dinner SO HERE’S THIS LIL THING I WROTE BACK IN THE DAY (january) ABOUT HOW STAR-CROSSED WE ARE

carriesnotscary:

HEY HEY HEY I NEED ATTENTION BADLY FOLLOW ME ON carriesnotscary IF U WANT 2 LIV

Things I’d Text Aziz Ansari if We Were Best Friends

I had the opportunity to tell Aziz at a work in progress show this week about the overuse of wink faces these days and that this guy once told me “you look like you need to eat a steak” and then never asked me out to dinner SO HERE’S THIS LIL THING I WROTE BACK IN THE DAY (january) ABOUT HOW STAR-CROSSED WE ARE