ITZ MEEEEE itz me guys go read it go eat cheese it’s Thursday
A few weeks ago I found out Happy Endings was canceled because I checked Twitter when I was drunk and I sat in the pouring rain for an hour and cried and then I wrote a thing.
19 Reasons You’re Drunk and Crying via Thought Catalog
Remember all those three times I was like “hey follow me on my secondary blog CARRIESNOTSCARY which is the one I use now because this one is annoying and indestructible?”
Eat some bacon HAVE A GOOD DAY/I love you conditionally
BECAUSE I LOVE HUMANITY SO MUCH and I need attention and needed an exciting reason to post this gif again go fuck yourself I love you bye
HEY HEY HEY I NEED ATTENTION BADLY FOLLOW ME ON carriesnotscary IF U WANT 2 LIV
I had the opportunity to tell Aziz at a work in progress show this week about the overuse of wink faces these days and that this guy once told me “you look like you need to eat a steak” and then never asked me out to dinner SO HERE’S THIS LIL THING I WROTE BACK IN THE DAY (january) ABOUT HOW STAR-CROSSED WE ARE